Four Presidents

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado...

They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.

' What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz? '


Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
'I've come for some courage.'

'No Problem!' said the Wizard. 'Who's next? '



Richard Nixon stepped forward,
'Well, I think I need a heart.'





'Done!' says the Wizard.
'Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?'


Up stepped George Bush and said,
'I'm told by the American people that I need a brain.'

'No problem!' said the Wizard. 'Consider it done.'


Then there was a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't say a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
'Well, what do you want?'



'IS DOROTHY HERE?'